Sweeto 3-Cheese Blend
Sure, I'm a simple burrito, but I'm the best at what I do. You want flavor, you come to me. You want flame, you come to me. I didn't work my way up from the bottom purely on good looks.
I had to scramble to make a living, which is when the League of Flames found me. They offered me a job as their brawn, but it didn't last. I didn't like their style. Flavor Corps didn't cut it for me either. What's the fun of all that flame-broiled justice without a little mischief now and then?
I'm a free agent, a lone wolf, and if you're the same, then we'll get along just fine. My goal is to crush your hunger, and unlike those other guys, I can do that all by myself. League of Flames and Flavor Corps just don't understand that there's flavor in flame and there's flame in flavor.